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January 14, 2003

JewishBuddha: Dear Job Market

Dear Job Market,

Please come back. We really miss you. The late 1990s were so much fun, but you and Internet Economy were the life of the party. Now that you've left, it's really drab around here. No one wants to hire us youngsters and pay us more than we're worth. Signing bonuses are out like Limp Bizkit -- totally 1999.